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Heather Land has something to say about almost everything in life—the unbelievable, inconceivable, and downright frustrating—and why she "ain’t doin’ it." In her first book, Heather shines a light on the (occasional) ridiculousness of life through a series of hilarious essays, dishing on everything from Walmart and ex-husbands to Southern beauty pageants and unfortunate trips to the gynecologist.

I Ain’t Doin’ It reminds us that when it comes to life’s messy moments, it’s all about perspective—and that we too can say, I ain’t doin’ it!

Perfect for fans of Jim Gaffigan, Anjelah Johnson, and Brian Regan, I Ain’t Doin' It is a fun, breezy read for anyone who appreciates someone who tells it like it is and wants to embrace the lighter side of life.



Heather Land’s unfiltered words are saying what we are all thinking — I ain’t doin’ it! From the aisles of Walmart to the pews of her small-town Southern upbringing, her ability to find the funny in the frustrating keeps us laughing out loud. What started as a dare from her friends to share a Snapchat filter video became a viral sensation in September 2017 with more than 300 million views of her “i ain’t doin it” videos.

Wit peppered with some sarcasm and a whole lot of truth has made Heather Land a household name. From failed diets to dating in her 40s, she has seen it all and lives to tell about it. The challenges in her life (and in the aisles of Walmart) have provided stories that have us all laughing at each other, but mostly laughing at ourselves.

As a comedienne, author, and singer, Heather Land is selling out arenas across the country. When she is not traveling, you can find her at home outside of Nashville, Tennessee writing music, homeschooling two teenagers, and launching her new book in May 2019.